If you had to f**t in a restaurant what would you do?

Question

If you had to f**t in a restaurant what would you do?

Answer 1

Hold it in, excuse yourself to the bathroom...or you could let it out slowly....but that could turn out very bad

Answer 2

go to the bathroom and relieve myself.

Answer 3

just do it! no one will know as long as you'll keep it quiet..lol

Answer 4

Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. That's what the bathroom for.

Answer 5

Excuse from table and go to rest room to relieve myself

Answer 6

like shrek says, "Better out than in!!!! " lol :-)

Answer 7

I'd pull my cheeks apart and FIRE!

Answer 8

I would excuse myself and go over to the nearest person I didn't like and crop dust 'em

Answer 9

f**t

Answer 10

Let her rip!!

Answer 11

Get up and go to the restroom like I have some d**n common sense.

Answer 12

don't

Answer 13

Excuse myself...go to nearest restroom or outside...or anywhere away from people...and f**t