If you had to fight Kimbo Slice what would your weapon of choice be? No guns allowed.?

Question

I would use a spork and stab him in the eye.

Answer 1

Ha ha hah ahah ahah ahahh!

Dude said FEDOR!!!!

Answer 2

How about a nice flame thrower?

Answer 3

Fedor Emelianenko.

Answer 4

id carry Fedor Emilienko on my shoulder,

but honestly id fight him u loose u loose scratch it as a loss

Answer 5

Blast Knuckles. Basically they are brass knuckles with stun guns built in capable of delivering high voltage charge. They exist, no joke.

Answer 6

fists, knees, elbows, shins, and a ground game...I'd be my own weapon in a fight with Kimbo.  All I'd have to do is dodge a couple of his punches, since that's all he can throw, hit him a couple times with accurate strikes, take him down, and catch him in a crucifix

Answer 7

Umm...A ground game what else do you need?

Answer 8

James Thompson , or my white belt jiu jitsu skills.

Answer 9

I would use a cattle prod thing. Its used to shock the cows so they can move.

Answer 10

I've been street-fighting for years.He didn't impress me none.I think i could get him in a Maui Thai clinch and rattle his brain in his skull with my knees and render him unconscious.

Answer 11

A samari sword - 4 ft long.  Then I could slice the Slice.

Answer 12

shaving foam and a razor and get rid of his supid trademark  

"kimbo fight fedor lets see how good you are"

Answer 13

some kind of ninja sword or spear should do the trick