If you had to go to the emergency room and had no phone?

Question

Who would you want to drive you there? Tony Stewart,Dale Jr. or Michael Waltrip?

Answer 1

Tony Stewart any day.  He is far more aggressive and would get me there thru all the traffic.

#1JRfan

Answer 2

KYLE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope I make it in one piece!!!

Don't let him drive a pregnant lady though, that could be bad, unless they want to induce labor!!!

Answer 3

Jr of course, he is best driver.

Waltrip would talk you to death, and his teeth would blind you...

Kyle would go ahead and kill you, from hitting all the cars on the road, he likes to wreck people,so you may as well die now,he would kill ya on the way to the er room.

Martin, would give you a good fast safe ride, and carry you in to boot.....he would be safe to take you

Stewart, he would be too busy insulting the er room parking lot guy to get you inside in time.

Kurt Busch, would be too busy combing his hair, he would be driving slow.

Gordon, would be too busy talking about the hand gesture that Kyle was so rude to do this week to him

Johnson, would never get you there, he would have to stop at a Lowe's to get directions, he seems to be getting lost on the track every time this year.

Now Kasey would get you there in time also, and with courtesy...

Answer 4

if it's summer, tony'd probably get me there first, but then probably make me climb the fence to get in.  

rowdy more than likely would get there fastest, but i don't think i'd want to wait through the burnouts, donuts, and bows to get inside.

and if the points are any indication, junior would get me there third, unless tony jr called him in to change four tires with one block to go.  

waltrip would be able to make me laugh all the way, although he is kinda creepy sometimes.

so i'll take jeff burton - he's a "more careful" on the track, but he's fast enough and always gets there.

;-)

Answer 5

I prefer all three for the following reasons..

1. Jr will call out the Navy for backup

2. Stewart will feed me subway sandwich

3. Michael make me laugh  and feel better and keep me  awake til trip over

Now you know my story..lol

Answer 6

Awesome Question:

- Kyle Busch: he'd wreck too many people on the way, but may get you there first

- Burton: boring ride, but you're sure to arrive in one piece

- Earnhardt Jr: have to wait for him to stop signing autographs just to leave

- Hamlin:  would stop to get his teeth fixed before he cares about you

- Bowyer:  good choice, but give him some JD for the ride.  Be more fun

- Edwards:  may get hurt doing his back flip, and his head is to big for you to fit in the car

- Harvick: you'd get tired of his whining on the way

- Stewart:  with his luck, you'd get a flat a block from the hospital and hit a brick wall

- J. Gordon:  h**l no - I don't want to hear any more about that d**n wife and kid of his

- Kahne:  if you need someone to sign consent, he's too young

- Montoya:  probably the best bet - he'll wreck everyone in his way but take care of you

- Martin:  you'd be second in line.... forever

- Reutimann: do you really want to be seen in public with him?

- Waltrip, Hornish, Blaney, Yeley, Nemechek, etc:  They all have to race twice around the block just to see if they're honored to be able to drive you.  Do you really want to wait that long?

- I want the Wallace kid.  Ryan - the ten year old that puts his uncle into the wall.

Answer 7

Dale Jr., I think he'd be the only one with enough sense to get me there not only quick but alive.

Answer 8

I would like Tony Stewart, he has got the determination to get you there.

Answer 9

None because NASCAR sucks.

But who cares, either way youll get there..

Answer 10

Just Carl. Sweet, happy, smiley, fun, fantastic, mid-Western "drive it like ya stole it" Carl. Then I wouldn't mind if I died.

Tho Mikey runs a close second- just hope I have no abdominal injuries......

Answer 11

Tony Stewart.

Jr would be too slow and blowing tires...Michael Waltrip would wreck and try to run over everyone in front of us. Tony would move people out of the way if he had to but he'd be the fastest

Answer 12

Dale Jr. at least I know that I would make it !

Answer 13

Well, my chances of survival would be slim with the 3 you listed. Waltrip would wreck, Stewart would get a flat and fly into a rage, and, the way his luck is going, Junior would probably get hit by a truck.

If I could choose another driver, it'd be Mark Martin or Jeff Burton. I'd get there quickly but safely. And didn't Jeff used to have an insurance company as a sponser?