If you had to make a wanted poster on Holden Caulfield from the Catcher in the Rye?

Question

If you had to make a wanted poster on Holden Caulfield from the Catcher in the Rye, what would you make him wanted for?

Answer 1

hmmm maybe

WANTED: Emotionally Disturbed Child

cuz technically he was disturbed over the death of his brother Allie who he never got over...

Answer 2

WANTED ALIVE: Holden V. Caufield

Description: 16-year old Caucasian boy with a skinhead and some white hair. Usually wears a red hunting cap.

Last seen (by other people): In the Central park, skating with a female.

This boy is wanted because:

-- He needs to attend Phoebe Caufield's play.

-- He needs to enroll in another school where, if destiny permits, he'll finish his studies.

-- He forgot his luggage somewhere

-- His bank account will be closing soon. he needs to deposit money.

-- His parents are looking for him

--He entered clubs.

-- Kissed a wh*re- looking 30+ year old female.

-- Lied to someone's mom

-- Jenny is looking for him. She and Holden's former room mate just broke up.

-- A16- year old bachelorette named 'tepishane' wants to meet him; says age and worlds doesn't matter. LMAO.

Most importantly, this boy is wanted by Little, Brown Books and other publishing companies for his Novel. The fans are asking for it! Tons of money are waiting to be spent and a new career is waiting. Holden now has a future.

*REWARD*

Information on where the fishes and ducks go when it's winter and some of Phoebe's Christmas money. Plus, the amazing feeling of doing good.

If found, please inform: Phoebe Weatherfield Caufield.

Contact # 1234567

(This poster is sponsored by Phoebe's friends)

-tepishane-

Answer 3

I think I would be tempted to make a wanted poster say something like this:

"Wanted:

Alive

Holden Caulfield

--Needed to be a good brother for Phoebe.

--Needed to straighten his parents out.

--Needed to let his older brother off the hook some day.

--Needed to keep Allie's glove in good shape.

--Needed to become a teacher and writer.

*Reward!!!*

A flock of Central Park ducks!!!"

That's what I'd do. If you like any of that, suggest you just let your imagination work along those lines.

Best of luck with this assignment.

Answer 4

WANTED FOR INDIRECTLY MURDERING JOHN LENNON.