If you had to write a letter to an Atheist, what would be the first sentence?

Question

"How did you get so smart?"

Answer 1

God Bless you

Answer 2

The first sentence would probably be: Dear Lee,

Edit:  Oh fine, ruin our fun.  =]  

What's shakin?  How's the babbys?  Why am I writing you a letter?

Answer 3

Dear Enlightened One,

Answer 4

There wouldn't be any words but the paper would have a big blob of brown smelly substance smeared all over it.

Answer 5

hello fellow non-believer, how are you today?

Answer 6

"So um, you don't want your white gown and cross back that you left at my house?"

Answer 7

First sentence? ... "NONE OF US has ALL the answers: but it is A VERY BIG PRESUMPTION to assume there is no GOD and no Creator or Design behind Creation."

Answer 8

"You're my new best friend."

Answer 9

Did you know that atheists are ignorant douche bags?

Answer 10

can i borrow 50bucks?

Answer 11

To whom it may concern.

Answer 12

So you came from an ape?

Answer 13

"Your place or mine?"

Answer 14

'Congratulations'

'Hazza you win'

'Stop by after work I'll buy you a beer'

Answer 15

"Dear Sir or Madam,"

I guess "How are you today" unless I know what I am writing about I cannot know how to start.

Answer 16

Dear ______,

     So I heard that you were having trouble and I want you to know I'm here for you and (If it matters to you) God knows how to get you out of this mess more than you or me.

Answer 17

Dear, (insert name here)

I always head straight for the classics.

Answer 18

Hey Esse, Here about the Christian Drive-by? We lost nine G's

Answer 19

It would depend on the sentiment intended for expression in such a letter. Not all letters are for the same purpose, or the same goals. Your question is vague.

EDIT: It's very clear. I don't know what I would say until I knew what the point was that I was trying to make.

Answer 20

Dear Mr Atheists I hope your well, how are you and hows life?

Answer 21

Dear Fellow Godless b*****d,

.......

Answer 22

Dear so and so

how are you doing?