If you happened to catch this NAKED moment of mine, what could you have said or done to make me blush most?

Question

It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.

My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!

Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.

If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...blushing red, totally bare, with my buns bouncing as I ran home...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?

Answer 1

honk ;]

Answer 2

I'd put a bib on, and my tent would make you blush!

Answer 3

I'd pull over and offer you a ride. XP