If you have one cookie and i eat it how many do you have?

Question

This could be funny

Answer 1

27 if i dont give any away.

Answer 2

How did you get it? I would have no more cookie and I would be sad. To quote Hammie in Over the Hedge "But I like the cookie."

Answer 3

one

because you can eat

not that you ate it

ha ha

or you did eat it in your dream

maybe you made more

you could have a friend eat it and leave you with one

what if you ate it and the end

Answer 4

zero

Answer 5

depends on how quickly i could react...if i could get you to vomit it back up...i could possibly get at least a half