If you have to pee, which to you prefer, an outhouse or a bush?

Question

If there is privacy such as an empty park, I'd rather pop-a-squat and pee next to a bush than use a dirty outhouse with all smells and insects.

I keep some napkins in my purse just in case this happens. Although I admit, when I'm done I just toss the napkin under the bushes - I sure don't want to carry it!

Do any of you do the same?

Answer 1

I'd actually use an outhouse, cuz i just don't feel comfortable doing that behind a bush--I like to secure my privacy. You never know who might be watching.

Answer 2

I would much rather pop-a-squat as you put it. lol. Outhouses are discusting. I've done the pop a squat quite a few times in my life. Sometimes I don't have any kleenexs so I have to shake and go.

Answer 3

it depends i look in the outhouse, if its dirty then i will just pee in the bush. but look at what type of leafs you are peeing in

Answer 4

well... bushes for me... i used to do it as a kid a lot....

Answer 5

it all depends on what is around.  put paper on the seat of an outhouse (porta-potty?) Please do not just throw your papers on the ground, if you are going to all the trouble of making sure there are napkins in your purse, put them in a plastic bag and put the used ones back in the plastic bag and dispose of them at the first trash can you come to. How big of a town do you live in that you can just pee behind bushes anyway? LOL

Answer 6

I'd way rather pee outside than in a park bathroom or outhouse. I don't use a napkin though, I just shake around a little to air dry, like a man. Unfortunately there's no privacy in my city so I've only done it when I'm real drunk, or in the wilderness.

Answer 7

I love to help out nature, I'd rather pee outside.

Answer 8

I get the gift of standing up...so....h**l no...lol

Answer 9

definitely shrubbage. enclosed toilets with no plumbing = icky.

Answer 10

outhouse.

Answer 11

Definately a bush.

But I'm a country girl, we're used to that...

Answer 12

Yes...When I have too!

Camping...I am not going to walk to the nearest outhouse when there is a bush or tree I can go behind!

Napkins are biodegradable so what is the big deal..LOL

Answer 13

I'm a guy, but i would prefer a bush or a tree or something..

  Unless that b*****d larry is there, then I pee in his cooler. I hate that guy.

Answer 14

Well, being a guy, as long as nobody's watching, anyplace is fine. An outhouse is the last place I'd go. I don't even like to open the door of those. Who knows who was in there last....gross!  

Answer 15

bush and yes i do  

Answer 16

Bush. outhouses stink

Answer 17

Hmm i'd rather use an outhouse and i usually just cover the toilet seat up so well with toilet paper and just..pee.. because usually when i pop a squat..i get pee somewhere it doesn't need to be..

Answer 18

Outhouse. There may be poison ivy in the bush. %{(

Answer 19

the bush. but when i'm peeing if it's dark out out i'm scared a snake is gonna bite me on the butt.

Answer 20

well i guess an outhouse but if i have toliet paper or something to wipe with defenitly a bush

Answer 21

hey babe you can p**s on me anytime

Answer 22

i've never even seen a place with an outhouse so i really don't know what it's like, but yes i do the same as you :]

Answer 23

a bush. outhouses TOTALLY creep me out!

Answer 24

i would! unless the bush was poison ivy or oak then you bet i wish i used the outhouse lol

i have a fear that if i go into a porta potty one of my friends will tip it over... yes i know "some friends they are" but they are good friends otherwise

Answer 25

An outhouse.