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Question

Boss: I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary $2,000/-, is it o.k.

Blonde: You are great boss, starting salary is ok but what about DRIVING salary??

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Two blondes are in a car, driver blonde puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if its working. She puts her head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

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Blonde is in a dissection class of cockroach. She cuts its 1 leg, and says, "walkl", it walks.

She cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "walk", it walks.

She cuts all the legs and said, "walk...." Finally she wrote the conclusion.. ....

...... "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

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Interviewer: whats your qualification?

Blonde: I am PhD.

Interviewer: what do you mean by PhD?

Blonde: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

Answer 1

Joke 1-funny

Joke 2-very funny

Joke 3-good

Joke 4-ok

Answer 2

lmao!

very good!;D

Answer 3

thanks for the chance to laugh

Answer 4

hahahaha! lol !!very funny

Answer 5

Haha, very funny! Nice jokes! =)

Answer 6

hahaha

good ones

Answer 7

lmaooooo

Answer 8

Its not a answer, sorry.....

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

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A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up - a crew of five men and a crew of five blonde women.

The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give the two groups a test. The company boss says, "Each crew will receive a telephone pole that must be installed into the ground. Whoever is able to hammer it in first will get the job."

Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they go in the Company trucks with the long telephone poles sticking out the back. A few hours pass, and finally, at 5:00, the male crew returns.

"Yes!" they shout. "We came back first, so we get the job!!"

"Good work, men," says the boss, "However, we must wait until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason they're delayed is not because of traffic or the truck breaking down."

"Fine, no problem," say the men.

An hour passes, two hours pass, three hours. Finally, at 8:30, the Blonde crew arrives. All the group is flushed and breathing hard, as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

"What happened to you? What took so long?" asks the boss incredulously.

"What do you mean, 'what took so long'?? Do we get the job?"

"YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS ago!"

"Well, of course they were," say the blondes. "They only put the pole in halfway!!"

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A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap.

Everybody look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She says..., "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it?" they ask.

She says that it's a Buick.

"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?"

She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there."

One of the guy gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.

The guys on the opposite side of the counter are looking at as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard.

One guy says, "I think you want an OIL cap."