If you heard the Six ( or four in the UK) minute warning?

Question

What would you do ? How would you spend,potentially,the last few minutes of your life ?

Answer 1

Nothing, I probably wouldn't recognize it if I heard it.

If I were close enough I might take a shot at George Bush.

Answer 2

I'd spend it with my good lady.

Answer 3

I'd find a guy and find out what s*x is all about

Answer 4

smoke a joint (double draw)

Answer 5

Have another vodka...and make the last one a double....

Answer 6

Having a huge slice of cheesecake.........

Answer 7

have a good w***

Answer 8

i said to my wife we'd make mad passionate love her answer was what about the other two minutes?

Answer 9

i would go bungee jumping or something exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Answer 10

. . . .just about enough time for one more final shag with she who must be obeyed. . . .stand in full view of the fireball naked holding hands. . . .brilliant. . . our shadows fixed forever on our garden wall. . . .

Answer 11

With my children, telling them how wonderful and special i think they are, and how beautiful.

Answer 12

4 minutes.......erm, I'd do my husband , if posible during the panic.

Answer 13

I would do exactly the same as i have done for the past 87yrs,11months of my life.

And possibly be glad  that i would not have to pay any more taxes,to support those lazy sods that will not work.

If i had been paid my OAP in advance they and there was 3 weeks still to go the welfare could not claim the over payment back.

Answer 14

Cuddle my children, and probably pray!  But I wouldn't tell them what the siren meant... I wouldn't want their last moments to be filled with panic and terror.

Answer 15

I think I'd light up a fine cigar, pour a vintage brandy, and wait.

Answer 16

i would want to be cuddling my children and telling them that i love them

Answer 17

I'd try to shag my toilet.

Answer 18

put my head between my knees and kiss my a rse goodbye.

Answer 19

i woul;d run around like a headless chicken cursing me mam,telling her we should of made a camp under the stairs,then wait and go out with a bang.

Answer 20

I would want to be with my husband reassuring my kids to stop them being scared and telling them how much I love them.

Answer 21

I'd go and stand outside.  I know it's unlikely, but the thought of being trapped, and left to die slowly, in a collapsed building really doesn't appeal.  At least if I survive on the outside, I'll have the opportunity to end it all.

Sorry, I appear to have taken this question seriousaly.

Answer 22

Get in bed.