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A man is at work when he remembers he left an important document at home. He dials his home number. A child answers.

"Hello?"

"Hi its daddy here, get mommy on the phone will ya?"

The child hesitates.

"Sorry daddy, mommy is in bed with the postman, she can't come to the phone..."

The man blows a fuse.

"What!!!??? That cheating wh*re!!! I always knew it... I want you to do something for me now, you listening?"

"Yes!" says the child.

"Go up to the bedroom and take a hammer with you. Then I want you to hit mommy and the postman on the head with it REALLY hard, you understand?"

"Hm ok daddy." says the child. You hear steps, a scream, two heavy smacks, steps, then the child is back on the phone.

"I did it daddy!"

"Well done son. Now I want you to take the two bodies and dump them in the swimming pool so peole will think they've drowned."

The child hesitates again.

"But daddy, we don't have a swimming pool!?..."

"Oh sh*t, wrong number!"

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  1. that was hilariuos

    if i could ill give you 100 stars


  2. tht was great

  3. i thought it was the maid

  4. haha! you gave me a giggle, i'll give you a star!! Well done! I NEVER give stars, you lucky thing!

  5. hehehe that was funny! star! =D

  6. harhar that's funny

  7. hilarious

  8. Haha thats a good onee :]

    You get a star *

  9. ha ha ha  'deep breath' ha ha ha ha ha good one

  10. OMG..wt a funny stuff it was..STAR

    n wts about dis??::http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

  11. Heard it before... But it cracks me up everytime!

  12. brilliant.

  13. Funny one,cheers,

    A Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with his mate..........?

    So He stabs him to death.

    His wife shouts

    "Carry on like that and you'll have no friends left"

  14. lol, talk about deadly mistakes!!

  15. One of the funniest jokes Ive heard lol xxxx

  16. Ahhh ha ha ha ha ahThat was great!! wow what a laugh.

  17. zat iz very funny! good 1!

  18. that is so funny i starred am i getting 10 points now

  19. Brilliant!!! I love it. LOL!!

  20. Very good. One of the bloodier versions of this tried and tested joke. Not being a meanie like "miss pixie" a star is on it´s way.

  21. Lol! Love it :P

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