A man is at work when he remembers he left an important document at home. He dials his home number. A child answers.
"Hello?"
"Hi its daddy here, get mommy on the phone will ya?"
The child hesitates.
"Sorry daddy, mommy is in bed with the postman, she can't come to the phone..."
The man blows a fuse.
"What!!!??? That cheating wh*re!!! I always knew it... I want you to do something for me now, you listening?"
"Yes!" says the child.
"Go up to the bedroom and take a hammer with you. Then I want you to hit mommy and the postman on the head with it REALLY hard, you understand?"
"Hm ok daddy." says the child. You hear steps, a scream, two heavy smacks, steps, then the child is back on the phone.
"I did it daddy!"
"Well done son. Now I want you to take the two bodies and dump them in the swimming pool so peole will think they've drowned."
The child hesitates again.
"But daddy, we don't have a swimming pool!?..."
"Oh sh*t, wrong number!"
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