If you look a bit fishy are you a better swimmer?

Question

Rebecca Adlington has won TWO golds now, some of my family look fishy as well should i point them to the pool?

Answer 1

the way you look has nothing to do with how fast you swim

Answer 2

I've been told I resemble a llama. Do you think that means I can spit really well?

Answer 3

I think that the fact that nearly every swimming event was run in a world record time is a bit fishy........

If your family are a bit jumpy as well, I'd put them in the high or long jump - not so much doping in there I reckon.