If you pour Canada "Dry" Ginger Ale into Lake Ontario, will the lake "Dry" up?

Question

What if my baby niece wets her diaper, can I pour Canada Dry Ginger Ale onto it?

When things are dry because the sun evaportates liquid, is that called "USA Dry?" And if something is saturated in Ginger Ale, it's called "Canada Dry?"

So do they have dryers in Canada, or do people pour Canada Dry Ginger Ale on clothing after using the washing machine.

Answer 1

We actually only sell it to people with DRY wit humour...like yours ;)

Answer 2

LOL!  And yes to all of the above.