If you really need to take a dump and someone is already in one of two or three stalls what do you do?

Question

Go to another restroom?

Wait outside until they are done?

Just let'r rip and smoke them out of the stall next to you?

Answer 1

Well if I can't wait chances are every one is going to pay cause it has been held for to long so I prepare for some stares once I am finished and walk out the door. If I can hold it I do cause I hate dumping next to someone else. I prefer to take my time and have peace so I can concentrate on getting everything out.  

Answer 2

...just let it go, thats what bathrooms are for, thats the one room in the house where there shouldn't be a problem to c**p, or f**t, and really stink the house up.

Answer 3

I try and get them to laugh....make moaning and groaning sounds....shout "look at the size of that"....or " I don't remember eating THAT"...".I feel like I should be handing out cigars on that one-shwew!-twins even".....

Answer 4

I guess just let it go..that's what the bathroom is there for.  I think everyone knows it is enter at your own risk...lol