If you rounded a corner and found the CEO of Exxon under a car in pain, What would you do?

Question

If you rounded a corner and found the CEO of Exxon under a car in pain, What would you do?

Answer 1

Stop and help him... then charge him about $500 an hour for helping and I don't want to forget about 60 percent tax onto that price. Then there should be a few other charges also.

Answer 2

How about ten years of free gas?

Answer 3

Use the "New Yorker method of CPR", and shout down to him, "GET UP BEFORE YOU FU**IN' DIE!"

Answer 4

Dial 911 and get paramedics out there.  Don't look at me, I don't lift cars in my spare time.

Answer 5

I'd assist him as best I could.  However, if it was a democrat who was blocking drilling offshore or in Alaska, I'd jump on top of the car, hoping to end OUR misery quicker (just kidding.  A little political humor here).  

I would hope that everyone would help someone they found in need, regardless of who they were or what you personally thought of them.  That's my hope anyway :)

Answer 6

I'd make him a good deal

Answer 7

Help him out, of course. (I don't know what he looks like)