If you saw Bill O`Reily on the street......What question or comment would you give him?

Question

Be funny!

Answer the question!

Answer 1

I wouldnt waste my time talking to any member of the media

They are all dishonest scumbags

Answer 2

I would ask him why his face is so splotchy just to get his panties in a bunch.

That or, "Hey!  Aren't you Keith Olbermann?"

Answer 3

I'd shake his hand and thank him for telling all the political whiners out there exactly like it is.

Answer 4

"What ever happened to those sexually harassing phone recordings of you talking dirty to your employee?"

"Hey bilbo, I talk trash about you on the Internet. Anonymously"

"Hey billo, I have a website that claims it is maintained by you. There are high quality, doctored images of you engaging in perverse acts with a overweight man. So far, the roughly 20,000 visitors think its really you. Oh yea, I'm doing it anonymously."

"Billo, whats that hanging from your neck? And why is it so silky smooth?  Is Willie Clintons **** bag shedding, or have you fetish for friction shaves?"

*Billo is one of those people who think it should be law all blogs, and forum postings have a tie to the posters real name and contact information, so that if there is something wrong, bill can sue them. The fact the Internet allows anonymous posting infuriates billo.

Answer 5

DO bnot mess with Obama Wife!

Answer 6

"Hey you friggin' ******!  How the h**l can you call your show 'fair and balanced'?"

(I can't believe a(dash)hole is censored, what the heck?)

Answer 7

Do I ask him before or after I spit on him?

Answer 8

i'd show him how much i cared about his pinheaded view with a one finger salute.

Answer 9

Bill!  You went to Harvard!  How did you turn into such a loud jerk?

Answer 10

who are you?

Answer 11

I like one of the ignorant answers by one of the liberals that says they'd walk across the street to avoid hitting him.  The man is 6' 4" tall.  Idle threats are the best the liberals and Democrats can come up with?  

I'd tell him to keep up the good work.  Anyone who can tick off liberals and Democrats like he does is certainly doing a good job.

Answer 12

1) For fear of committing assault, I'd probably cross to the other side of the street.

2) I'd do the Old Testament "eye for an eye" thing and say hello, then when he said hello back I'd howl him down and yell "Cut his mic!"

3) I'd do the Old Testament "eye for an eye" thing and tear his eyes out.

4) Accuse him of ripping off Stephen Colbert.

Answer 13

I'd ask why he is so protective of his own children but thinks it is OK for poor people to have to send theirs off to war. Also, why do so many republican men have small children when they are in there 60's? Is his wife young like Cindy McCain? Does she look like trailer trash?

Answer 14

Bill, you have a terrific receding hair line.  Would you be interested in Rogain? WHAT SAY YOU???

Answer 15

Are you g*y?

Answer 16

id ask who are you? cause you look so stooopid lol

Answer 17

Hey bill FOrget the war on christmas...  you need to stop the War on Logic and Reason!

at least he has come to admitting he is not a journalist. that was step number one.  My dad actually thought he was a news program for a few years!   I had to point out that he runs an entertainment program and that is why he can make stuff up on his show about people.......... I bet some people still think he is a journalist or is telling people the news....  lol

Answer 18

I'd ask him why he keeps letting Keith Olberman make look like a douche bag on national TV....nightly.