If you saw Cupid flying around, would you say, "Aw, cute, someone's in love", or, "Where's my shotgun?"?

Question

If you saw Cupid flying around, would you say, "Aw, cute, someone's in love", or, "Where's my shotgun?"?

Answer 1

I would probably sh*t my pants 0_0

Answer 2

Momma! get the gun! the one with the scope on it!

Answer 3

imma kill that freak before he shoots me again!!

Answer 4

I pitty the son of Aphrodite...shoot that little fairy right outa the sky!

Answer 5

When did I take acid? Shlt, I can't, I can't remember a d**n thing.  

Answer 6

i would say gimmie some arrows

Answer 7

hide, that's weird ((shakes))

Answer 8

"that's cute, wheres my shotgun?"

Answer 9

I would must likely roll over and go back to sleep

Answer 10

id say..."d**n, what am i on?"

Answer 11

s***w that.. id say "heyyyyyyy.. can i borrow your underwear for a few?"

Answer 12

SHOTGUN! BLAM! BLAM! THEM'S GOOD EATIN' I TELLS YA!

Answer 13

I'd be quietly hiding so Cupid wouldn't notice me at all

Answer 14

~ spits