If you saw Jesus & a puppy locked inside a car on a very hot day - who would you rescue?

Question

It is like 120 in the shade - who you gonna save?

Answer 1

That is easy.  I would save the dog and kill Jesus.  

Answer 2

the puppy

Answer 3

The puppy.  It doesn't have any thumbs.

Answer 4

The same window that I'd smash with a tire iron would be big enough for both of them to be pulled out of the vehicle. The only difference is that a puppy is easier to do CPR on than a full grown adult, and I've got bad knees.

Hey, Gabe, He's your Boss. . .YOU do the emergency resuscitation!

Answer 5

The puppy.  Jesus can take care of his own d**n self!

Answer 6

Considering Jesus would be an adult and the son of God, I would imagine he could find a way to get himself out of the car.  If he were locked in there along with a puppy, I doubt he would allow the puppy to remain trapped once he escaped, either.

Either way, I don't think I'd have to pick one, as when I opened a door, they would both be able to get out.

Answer 7

The puppy. "God" should know how to save himself.

Answer 8

The puppy because Jesus has opposible thumbs and can open the door to let Himself out.  

Answer 9

"Woof!"

There's really no question, is there?

I'm a Canine demon, after all!

Answer 10

Both of them.  If I can get the door open, they can both come out.

But if there is some magic curse that only allows me to rescue one, I'd probably rescue the dog, because the heat is much more dangerous for dogs, with all the fur.  Plus Jesus can punch out the window or something, but the dog is too small to do that.

Answer 11

Puppy. And jesus wouldn't let me do otherwise either. Moreover, i think i can trust him to get outta fixes himself

Answer 12

the puppy.

#1, jesus would have had three shots at life by now if he appeared in modern day.  the puppy would have likely had one.

#2 he's a man, why can't he open the door himself?

#3 the puppy would give me true unconditional love (i.e. he won't send me to spend eternity in a fiery pit if i don't believe he's the son of God)

Answer 13

puppy

Answer 14

If Jesus was really in that car, it would be 72 degress in there and lemonaide would be coming out of the cigarette lighter.

If I saw a man and a dog in a car on a hot day, I'd first wonder why the man doesn't open the doors himself.

But if needed, I'd rescue them both.

No reason to rescue one and not the other.

Answer 15

hahahahahahaha that's rich! finally someone with a sense of humour

Answer 16

Since Jesus has already been to h**l and back, he can take the heat.

The pup can't.

I hope that Jesus would save me!

All the best.

Answer 17

the puppy, jesus is dead already

Answer 18

Save jesus.......I don't care about no puppy.

Answer 19

I would rescue both,  it's just the right thing to do.

Answer 20

Why would I need to save a deity?  Can't he save himself and the puppy too?  

Answer 21

Jesus has sweat glands right? Plus he has the power of reanimation apparently.

Save the dog.

Answer 22

The puppy. I'm assuming Jesus has the use of his hands and is capable of working the locking mechanism.

Answer 23

I agree with Cosmonot...

Answer 24

I think Christians should ask themselves, who would Jesus want you to save?  I think he would say the puppy.  

Answer 25

Hmmmm both in the same car on a hot day, gee, both could be rescued at once.  But I don't think that I'd have to do anything, because Jesus could simply open the door, and let the pup free and get out of the car on His own.

Answer 26

I'd save the puppy and try to have Jesus arrested on charges of animal cruelty for not saving the puppy himself.