If you saw a bear, would it stand on its hind legs to shake your hand?

Question

If you saw a bear, would it stand on its hind legs to shake your hand?

Answer 1

Yes, it would, since I would tell it to and I speak bear.

Answer 2

Yeah, probably.  Or maybe it would tear your arm off, beat you over the head with it, then poo on you.  You would be in the woods and all, and that is where bears poo.

Answer 3

it would stand on its hind legs to eat u

Answer 4

Possibly.  You have the best chance of that happening if you stay home, take some hallucinogens and stare, intently, at a Winnie the Pooh doll.

Answer 5

yup...the last time i met an A&W bear......