If you smack a pit bull with a newspaper, will it whine?

Question

What if you roll up a National Enquirer to discipline that dog?

And what if you put lipstick on that pit bull? Would it truly whine or would it be faking?

Answer 1

I know one thing, I would sure like for her to put the jaw lock on me.

Answer 2

Women are good at faking ;-)

Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes!!

Answer 3

It might bite back and then you can have it put away. ;-])

Gonna be interesting.

OBAMA-BIDEN 2008

Answer 4

Do you moan a fake o****m?  Such a stupid question deserved a stupid answer.  Of course you do.

Answer 5

No but it might **** all over the floor.

Answer 6

I liked Palin's joke about lipstick and the pit bull.  But after she said it all I could think of is what people say when they are trying to cover something up.  The say:  "Let's put some lipstick on that pig."  Then I began wondering if Palin is the lipstick that Steve Schmidt put on the pig that is McCain's candidacy.  Kinda makes ya think, doncha know.

Answer 7

You smack a pit-bull with a paper, chance are, the pit-bull will come back and bite you!

Wanna try, I have three!

MCCAIN / PALIN  2008