If you walked into your room to see me, bent in half in a snakes coils, swallowed up to my legs and head...?

Question

And I looked up at you from the floor and demanded you help me out, before commenting that your socks absolutely STUNK, and to keep them as far away from my feet as possible for risk of getting some kind of fungus, what would you do to help??

Answer 1

errrrr nothing about the snake, but what I sometimes do is check out people before answering the questions....do you have an issue with repetition?

Answer 2

Lay the socks over your nose and mouth so you wouldn't feel the snake having it's way with you

Answer 3

I'd choose sides with the snake, and hope you get jock itch before you're digested.