If you was a tambourine man, would you play a song for me?

Question

If you was a tambourine man, would you play a song for me?

Answer 1

Did you know it was written as a rhetorical question, meaning -

"Hey, mr. Drug Dealer, sell me some drugs!"

Otherwise, yep. I would play a song for you!

Answer 2

I' m not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to,but in the jingle jangle morning,I'll come following you.

Answer 3

If I was a tambourine man I would expect to be punched a lot.

It's a horrible instrument, mostly used by people with no talent.

So the answer is no.