If you went to a hockey party........??????????

Question

I am somewhat stealing iceman’s questions from a while ago, but I am so bored and too lazy to come up with new material.

I am having a party and all of you guys are invited.

1) When you arrive you notice there is valet parking for $5 & self-parking just across the road for free. Do you self-park and risk walking to your car in the rain later, or valet?

2) As you walk into the party you notice Jenni, Erica, and Freckles doing a keg-stand. What are you thinking?

3) You walk into the kitchen and notice a toilet installed directly next to the refrigerator. It has a Tampa Lightning toilet seat. What would you think about that?

4) In the swimming pool there is no water. The entire pool is full of JELLO. Do you jump in without thinking about the mess?

4) There is polka music playing at the party. Are you surprised? Disappointed?

5) You leave the party & get all the way home & then realize that you never ran into me. Where was I?

Answer 1

1) When you arrive you notice there is valet parking for $5 & self-parking just across the road for free. Do you self-park and risk walking to your car in the rain later, or valet?

- I have a truck. It has four wheel drive. Parking is never a problem. Unless, of course, you like flowerbeds and shrubs. Oh, I'm the only human that has ever driven my truck.

2) As you walk into the party you notice Jenni, Erica, and Freckles doing a keg-stand. What are you thinking?

- Keg stand? Sounds kinky. If that's the case then I'm in.

3) You walk into the kitchen and notice a toilet installed directly next to the refrigerator. It has a Tampa Lightning toilet seat. What would you think about that?

- Hmmm, I'd prefer the Canadiens, but the Bolts will suffice.

4) In the swimming pool there is no water. The entire pool is full of JELLO. Do you jump in without thinking about the mess?

- Only if the women are already there and dressed in their birthday suits. Yummy!

4) There is polka music playing at the party. Are you surprised? Disappointed?

- No and no. But it is irritating to listen to.

5) You leave the party & get all the way home & then realize that you never ran into me. Where was I?

- Trying to get my truck towed off your flowerbed or shrubs.

Answer 2

1. valet it

2. "why am i not surprised?" just kiddin

3. awesome, now i only have to make one stop, to grab a drink and go to the bathroom

4. i jump in, im i swimmer, and i love it, i don't care what im swimming in, ok maybe i do

4? i am dissapointed and my ears are bleeding

5. aww really? well... you tell me

Answer 3

1) Self-Park. I like the rain

2) i wonder how Buzzed they're gonna be when they stand right side up lol

3) i would get into my spy mood and find out if you secretly hate the Lightning and only pretend to like them because John Tortorella turns you on when he's fuming. don't lie to me....

4)h**l yes!!

4) surprised

5) hiding from me so i won't suspect that i'm write about my theory in #3

Answer 4

1.) I always self park no one extra deserves to be in my car...ever. (plus it normally stinks in there after a looooong drive)

2.)"SHOTGUN"......I get next!!!

3.)I think I look forward to whizzing on that seat.

4.)Heck yeah.

4.)Drink more it'll sound better......"Doin' the jig"

5.) You where in the upstairs bathroom plugging the water main from the toilet you installed in your fridge you crackhead...lol!!!!

Answer 5

1) What's five bucks anyway .. haven't had my car valet'd yet so yeah .. just be sure and give me the keys.

2) Ya'll know what too much booze can do to a woman's clothes rite?

3) Barry Melrose .. the owner's wife is off limits no matter how much she might like your mullet.

4) Enjoy life. When we came out of our mothers we were a mess.

4b) (polka) Surprised but hey, it's better than most music these days.

5) I guess I will find out next time I log onto Answers!

Answer 6

Oh, what? My party wasn't good enough for everyone? Just kidding. :)

1. Self park, save money

2. Me next!

3. Cool, it's a hockey party

4. s***w the mess, I'm going in!

5. In the back with another Yahoo! Answerer from the Hockey Section

Answer 7

1) You'll have to ask the taxi driver which he prefers

2)  What's Joe doing trying to get in on the action?

3)  Cool...............I can drink beer and p**s all in a 2 foot radius!

4)  No..............I have my own jello to take care of

5)  Polka was popular when I was young!

6)  You were at the mountain cabin waiting for me...............except you forgot to tell me what day you were leaving!

Answer 8

1) Valet. 5 bucks isn't that much

2)They started early

3) I would hope that toilet has at least a shower curtain around it for privacy. But. I guess when you want another beer and have to go at the same time makes sense

4) sure why not

5)I can do a mean polka. No worries for me.

5)Lity had whisked you away to that beer stocked cabin mid party

Answer 9

1) I self-park. Rain? Why is everyone so concerned about getting wet from rain? What do people shower with?

2) Oh...my.....d**n, where's Hales in this?

3) Bah?

4) I'd watch other people jump in first to make sure it's safe to do so. lol

5) Sounds like either LITY or Awesome Bill is hosting the party. lol

6) Making out with someone?

Answer 10

1) I'll park valet lol, What if its raining?

2) Uh Oh....

3) I'd think wow this is random

4) Of course, How many times in your lifetime can you jump into a pool of jello

5) Wasted and passed out in the bedroom upstairs.

Answer 11

1. Self park.

2. I probably wouldn't think anything except think about saying hi and yelll "hi!"

3. Who was drunk enough to install a toilet in the kitchen?

4.  Of course I jump in.

4. I don't mind. Music is music. Polka is better than rap or country.

5. Maybe you were drunk somewheres.

Answer 12

Hi

1 Neither I am taking a cab cause if you are throwing the party too much booze for me to drive home.

2. Bet they could go for a shot when they are done.

3. Someone must have a eating disorder.

4. After i thrown in above mentioned females i sit back and collect props from fellow men there.  Then I get the hose out to help them clean up, and some fresh white t's to change into.

4. Nothing surprises me anymore.  And that is why my phone has a MP3 player on it.

5.Drunkin Answers, its what we do.

Thank You

Answer 13

1.) Valet is only $5.  Might as well.

2.) d**n I'm not 21.

3.) Awkward...A potty next to the fridge...Hmmm...

4.) Sure!

4.) (you have two 4's :-) Nope!  POLKA!

5.) At the keg.

Answer 14

1. free park

2. gimme some of that action

3. i wonder where the toilets mullet is

4. no

5. cool. im polish

6. at the bottom of the Jello pool

Answer 15

1. Its just $5 why not

2. Hehe i dont know what they look like i'd just think there some freaks

3. I'd think i'd have to go try it out later

4. Heck yeah i love jello!

5. Dissapointed...whos incharge of music!?

6. Upstairs with ________...you can tell me who later

Answer 16

1)  Walk... I love the rain and I prolly wouldn't have the 5 bucks

2)  Go figure

3)  More c**p Tampas in...

4)  For sure.

4)  Nah...

5)  On the Tampa crapper.

Answer 17

1-Self park,you know with gas prices and all.

2-Where is my camera,cause I gotta get a picture

3-The Nashville seat must of broken

4-What flavor??

4 b -Surprised and a bit amused.

5-Passed out in the closet hugging the Nashville seat like a teddy bear.I took photos of that too,cause I didnt leave without looking for you

Answer 18

1) Self-park, I don't mind the rain and I can save the money

2) They probably had a little too much beer

3) Someone must like Tampa Bay a little much

4) Think and then probably jump in

haha I just noticed you wrote 4 twice, so I'm labeling it to 6

5) Both

6) You were either in the kitchen the entire time loading up the dish washer or hiding in some corner away from everyone who might have gotten too loud - I'd be sorry I missed you :(

Answer 19

1)Free park.Rain doesn't bother me.

2)I'm thinking ten more minutes I'm gonna be much more attractive to them.Also we will see of the three who goes commando when wearing a dress.

3)I would think Tortorella must now be a plumber.Major *** crack coming soon.

4)Totally!!

4?)Not surprised and YES disappointed.Why have a party at a nerds house?

5)Praising the porcelain God or pissed that you weren't invited by the girls to do a keg stand OR in the driveway letting off fireworks.

Answer 20

1) I valet.  I look cheap if I don't pay.

2) Dear diary: Jackpot.

3) Dear diary: Jackpot.

4a) I give Jenni, Erica and Freckles about 20 more minutes of keg stands.

4a) I don't notice the music, I have Jenni, Erica and Freckles doing keg stands next to a pool of jello.

5) Hopefully video taping from an upstairs window.

EDIT: I have been thinking about this.  Your 5th question is an impossible hypothetical.  There is no way that you do not join in with those three doing keg stands and there is no way I miss that action.

Answer 21

1. I walk in the rain, because it makes me look s**y when I am all wet and dripping.

2. Can I join in?

3. Haley, is that toilet reserved just for you if you had too much to drink?

4A. Yes! Oh man, it's like a fantasy come true, now all I need to do now is jump into a pool filled with alka-seltzer.

4B. A little disappointed, but hey, no one would like the music I'm into so keep it on.

5. Puking into that Tampa Bay Lightning Toilet?

EDIT - Jacob - Hellz yea, props man!

Answer 22

(1) I park my own car... I'm waaaay too jewish to pay for parking. :).

(2) I'm thinking... erica is probably not happy she wore a skirt today.  Or... i got next!

(3) I think that I have to be realllly drunk to use a toilet in the kitchen.  And I think that there are many more teams I'd rather c**p on.

(4) Yes, probably.

(5) Polka music... yes, surprised.  yes, disappointed.  Luckily i brought my ipod... we can listen to the NYR goal song on repeat heh.

(6) I didn't even realize you were invited... you're probably passed out in a closet somewhere.  Too many kegstands before I showed up.

Answer 23

1) I'll probably use the valet.

2) Stay for a couple of minutes and prepare to take pictures.

3) White trash?

4) h**l yeah!  CANNONBALL!!

5) A little disappointed.

6) Skipping out on your own party?  How dare you do that to us.

Answer 24

1. Free parking!!! i can handle the rain.

2. Hey I wanna join too!

3. Someones a huge lightning fan.

4. YES!!!!!

4. Yes & Yes

5. uh... You were hiding from me!

Answer 25

1. across the street. its water!!!

2. i want to do a kegstand

3 im not lifting the seat ;-D

4 h**l yea!!!!!

4.2... im prob like WTF

5 i cant believe I went to party and didnt say hello....im an a-hole.

Answer 26

1. I'll self park. I don't care about the rain.

2. Well, I'm not surprised..... lol. I'm thinking "Doesn't Freckles only drink Sangria??"

3. I'd think this has to be TBL's house.

4. I jump right in, that's awesome!

4. Yeah I'm surprised, a bit disappointed, but whatever. The alcohol will heal my disappointment.

5. Probably passed out drunk somewhere... as others have said, lol.

Answer 27

1. I don't trust valet parking, so I self park.

2. That they are tipsy... LOL

3. About stealing it and selling it on Ebay.

4. YES!

5. I am thrilled.

6. At the wrong house, LOL IDK

Answer 28

1. I like walking in the rain!

2. HEY....why wasn't I invited...::pouts::

3. This must be Haleys house.

4. Dive in...woohoo

5. h**l I'm from Western PA...we polka @ EVERY wedding...So I start dancing!!

6. Sitting on the toilet beside the refrigerator...drunk

Answer 29

I am not much of a party person(surprising because I am a teenager), but I'll answer the question anyways. =D

1) Knowing me, I'd probably take the bus, so there would not be any point for valet for me...but I like rain, so I'll walk in the rain later.

2) I would probably be thinking: "This should be a fun night..."

3) I'd get something that has a camera and take a picture of it, then I'd say "what a waste of a toliet..."

4) There wouldnt be a mess...I'd eat the Jell-O. =D

4b) Both. I'd be surprised because I'd be wondering who would play polka, then I'd be disappointed because they don't have any of the music I like.

5) Probably passed out in the Jell-O pool hugging the Tampa Bay toliet.

Heavy: I listen to Korn....so you found one person who likes the stuff you do. =P

Answer 30

1) i self park, This is a Homes party I will be taking a cab to come look for my car in the morning anyway.

2)  mmm beer.....mmaybe

3) gonna kill two birds with one stone

4) can't swim so jello is probably safer

4b) I guess that means she is sucking up to LITY, to get that cottage

5) Passed out?  or ran off with Glenn Healey.