If you were a Jonas Brother, would you fake your own death?

Question

Considering the mobs of brainless pre-teens wanting to cut-off a limb to touch one of these human mops, wouldn't you want to take the money and dissappear forever? You have all the money you need, and you'll never be able to walk a street again without some dumb 12 year old trying to eat your hair, so wouldn't you just get away?

Answer 1

No. The Jonas's can't kill themselves because I will do it first.  

Answer 2

stfu

Answer 3

Nah, i'd kill myself to make the world a better place

Answer 4

pfft.

forget faking death.

i'd kill myself to put an end to my misery.

:D  

Answer 5

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