If you were a Unicorn, what would you name call/name yourself?

Question

Yeah...b*****s I need to edit the question!!!! lol

Answer 1

oh that's easy i'd call myself Unice not Eunice as it should be spelt but Unice regardless of my s*x he he but as they don't really exist I'm safe ha ha

Answer 2

i would never want to become a unicorn.

Answer 3

Biff. Hands down Biff.

Answer 4

Ya Slap Happy Grand Pappy!

Answer 5

i would be kinkystroke-em. i would have only the finest package in the world and my niples would be like a pancake with a little slab of butter on it. u think this is fruity? read on. i would make love to all whom pass my way and sell my s***n online to penguins so we could have penguicorns. then i would use my pointy horn as a s*x object. i would be refered to as tara reid, for being the most beautiful, untalented s**t on the face of my planet. i would live to marry 7 men, later to put them in a space shuttle to the planet kubzaburn and collect $678,432,626,266,547 in food stamps and expired welfare checks from the canadian government as life insurance. then i would buy 624 asian children and put them to work on my rice farm, located deep in the suburbs of checkeslavakia. i would spend all the money on 56 year old playboy magazines and french hookers. later to build a statue of myself made of all the used condoms i have obtained over my lifetime of garbage diving. then i would place the statue on the moon so it would cast an overshadow onto iran. freezing over an image of the statue so all shall remember me. when i die i will be casertated and laid to rest in the gumdrop forest of candyland.

and one more thing.... how the f*** does a 15 yr old come up with this sh*t?

Answer 6

lmao nice bc it said unicorn in the questions it went under the category of g**s lmao

Answer 7

The obvious is taken, so I'll go with Spike ...

Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!  Ouch!!!

Answer 8

PRANCER LMAO

Answer 9

Shay. :)

Answer 10

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-Lord of the Divine Ray!

or

-Dreamcatcher.

*Best Wishes*

♪♣ Đǐvǐήέ Яάў ♣♪

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Answer 11

Zuma Sparkles

Answer 12

"kitty"

Answer 13

Flava Flav!! Yea boyeee!!

Answer 14

Roodiza the magic s*x stallion.

Answer 15

uum... horny =p

Answer 16

Rino

Answer 17

umm def a my little pony type name

like rainbow bright

or

sparkles galore

or maybe just waldo.

has anyone seen waldo?

Answer 18

i am an unicorn my name is PRINCESS SPRINKLED CUPCAKES

Answer 19

I would call myself Penelope Felica Red Elenor Sunflower.

Id i would be yellow in color.  

Answer 20

i would call me self :GYMMYLICIOUS.  :P