If you were a boat what would you be and what would you call yourself?

Question

I would be a wooden motor cruiser and would be called classic

Answer 1

I would be an old wooden classic boat in need of some repair.

I would be short and wide and would cruse at a low speed, but never be unreliable.

My name would be "Joker"

EDIT;

Yes I used to live by the river, as a child and we had a boat called - Joker.

We used to spend many happy holidays cruising in her.

Answer 2

I would be a canoe, but I'd only have one oar cos I'm used to going round in circles.

Not sure if canoes have names but I would call it

NERVOUS WRECK

Cos if I was in open water in any boat  I would be very nervous! lol

hugs x

Answer 3

I'd be a big wakeboard boat! Fast, plowing a big wake, loud, with lots of girls in bikinis begging to hop in! lol I guess I'd have to be named the "wake slu#" !

Answer 4

We'd be an old tug! Full of rust & patched up holes! What would we be called? We're too old to remember....chug, chug, chug.....we're just about managing to keep out of the shipyard graveyard! xx

Answer 5

the saucy sue a row boat

Answer 6

I'd be a pirate galleon, named Artemis

Answer 7

id be a ship called Titanic

Answer 8

I would be one of those lovely old sleek teak sailors, double masted [ahem], that creaks and groans [;p] and my name would be the Harbor Mistress.  I wouldn't have the get up and go to leave the immediate area.

Answer 9

princess jade; cruise ship

Answer 10

I would be a cruise ship named Princess.

Answer 11

i'd be a yacht called eternal optomist

Answer 12

if i were a boat i would big a big boat. i would be a battleship. of course i would break a tradition, and not be call the uss alabama or uss missouri, i would be call the uss terror of the sea.

Answer 13

The pirate ship The Black Pig.

Answer 14

I would of course be built for comfort and stability and be called Royal Princess after Her in Drawers.

Answer 15

I have a fast Sailboat...it's yellow and called MELLOW.  Next one will be silver and called CRAZY DIAMOND....a Pink Floyd reference. I've had blue called Sapphire. I also like LIQUOR BOX.

Answer 16

a sail boat named evening star. :)

Answer 17

A Cruiser.............Bearly Caring !

Answer 18

My newest boat is a 24' Carolina skiff with a 90hp E-tec, she's used commercially for inshore fishing & clamming. Her name is : MOUSE. I have another carolina skiff a little 13' one. That ones called : Steamer King. I strictly use it for harvesting steamer clams(soft clams). My last old boat was called : Morning Dew. One before was : Lone Gull. I have had many boats over the years.

Answer 19

an aircraft carrier called the hms retractable

Answer 20

a fast-attack submarine named Spectre.