If you were a bottle of rum, where would you hide? ?

Question

i bought one on thursday shopping but cant find it, and i didnt drink it... :(

Answer 1

are you well?

Answer 2

Do you have kids?

Answer 3

the garden shed behind the wheelbarrow

Answer 4

probably in someone`s gut.

or must be in some coener of the house probably underneath the bed.

Answer 5

I would go to Hawaii.  

Answer 6

Inside someone, so i can attack their liver.

Answer 7

I would hide on the wall with the other 99 bottles of rum

Answer 8

Behind a big bottle of Coca Cola.

Answer 9

If I was a bottle of rum

I would hide in somebody's tum.

I'm a poet and I don't now it.....

Maybe after drinking the whole bottle you forgot you did it. How's your head? :-)

Answer 10

Oh I love rum.

Maybe in the back of the freezer (thats where I keep my rum and sometimes I stick stuff in front of it and he get's forgotten about)

Maybe in the garage or the garage fridge. I know some people do this.. have their liquor outside or whatever.

Answer 11

i stole it.

Answer 12

somwehere really stupid. the freezer maybe. or the cupboard under the sink. or the bathroom perhaps?

Answer 13

in someones belly.

serious awnser:

did you drop it in the car?

Answer 14

Are you sure you didn't leave it at the shop, or could you have left it in the car.

Answer 15

I'd hide among other similar bottles: on the top shelf behind the salad dressing and beside the cake mix.  

Answer 16

In the old wellies.

Are you sure you packed it at the shop?

Answer 17

You left it at the shop.  Other than that.  Rummage around and you might find it...

Answer 18

Ask your wife, I use to hide bottles of booze from my husband all the time.

Answer 19

Have any friends over?  Maybe one of them is a bad fake friend and stole it.

Answer 20

If I was a bottle of rum I'd hide down the sink, YUK! If I were a bottle of vodka on the other hand.......I'd be in my tummy

Answer 21

the last place that you would look

Answer 22

you're probably drunk and don't remember drinking it. check the garbage can. :-)