If you were a god or a goddess, what would you be?

Question

A friend of mine was asking. It was the theme for their writing class. Any suggestions. Hurry! you only have 'til tomorrow to answer. :)

Answer 1

I would be BadBeast, Lord of Misrule, and Father of Chaos.

He was horribly slain, while he slept, 2 nights ago, but his spirit lives on in GoodBeast, his faithful acolyte.

Answer 2

i would say god of healing power

Answer 3

I would be the God of Secularism.

Oh s**+- That means I have no followers. D;

Answer 4

Exxon, god of transportation

Answer 5

I would be a benevolent almighty being. I'd be a giant polar bear, and have a fuzzly name that inspired people to make toys in my image for children to sleep peacefully at night with... Papa Bear!

I wouldn't be a lazy b*****d like our current supposed gods. I'd push hurricanes out of the way of people, stop earthquakes, asteroid impacts, tsunamis, and I'd abolish nuclear weapons.

Beyond that I would mostly let people fend for themselves. Oh, and I wouldn't allow anyone to speak in my name. That would avoid roughly 95% of the conflict and stupidity on Earth.

Answer 6

Slanesh - god of seduction ( look it up on wiki, its under warhammer40K )

Answer 7

Isis who cares for all the women and children, all the birds and animals, all the sick and the injured, the frail aged and who defends all humans from the wrath of the other Gods. She cares for slaves, sinners, serfs and all the downtrodden but the wealthy will pay handsomely for her services and favours. She looks over all Upper and Lower Egypt. She put her husband Osiris body back together after he was murdered by Seth. In this way she conceived Horus to become a greater God than the murderous Seth.

The Nile floods every year because of the tears of grief she cries for her dead husband.

Isis is cool.

Answer 8

Goddess of water

Answer 9

Athena-

Goddess of wisdom, warfare, handicrafts and reason.

Demeter-

Goddess of fertility, grain and harvest.

Nyx-

Goddess of darkness/night.

Enyo-

Goddess of destructive war.

Selene-

Goddess of the moon.

Answer 10

I'd like to think I'm Venus.

Venus Goddess of love, beauty, fertility.

Venus was the consort of Vulcan. She was considered the ancestor of the Roman people by way of its legendary founder, Aeneas, and played a key role in many Roman religious festivals and myths.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_(myth...

Answer 11

Lucifer J Satan

Answer 12

Aphrodite=Goddess of love, lust, s*x and beauty

Answer 13

One of the various prankster chaos gods.

Loki, Eris, Coyote, Set, Kali, et al.

Answer 14

Hrm... god of inspiration and the arts.  The muses would be my messengers.  

Answer 15

energy... irial

Answer 16

I'd be the Goddes / Protector of Nature and Animals - humans would have hard time with me!

I'd also probably be the Guardian of children.

That's pretty much the Goddess I'm named after (Artemis - Diana) was though.

If in smaller scale, I'd probably would like to be Goddess of Hope - it's the most dangerous, wonderful and amazing thing in the world, even more then Love.

Answer 17

I would be the god of swiftness.  I would run wild among the mountains, and swim the currents of rivers and oceans.  I would aid animals, dancers and warriors alike, giving them grace and speed in their movements.  I would master the four winds, and ride them at will.

Answer 18

i would pretend to be human and go around seeing how many i could make fall in love with me, then when rapture came i would reveal myself as the god of love those that fell in love with me while i pretended to be human would belong to my inner circle and be transfigured into gods themselves.-blurey