If you were a panda...?

Question

If you were a panda what would this symbolize? what would you do? what would you think? what would happen next?

Answer 1

Being a panda symbolizes the pandaness of all pandas in pandadome. I would eat bamboo because it's what all the cool pandas are doing. I would think "eat eat eat p**p eat eat sleep hey that lady panda has got it goin' on mate sleep eat eat sleep". I would be captured and put in a Red Chinese zoo where I'd develop the ability to do card tricks for the tourists, and spend my days watching "TV Land" and "G4". I'd eventually retire to a cabin in Saskatchewan and live out my days writing my memoirs.

Answer 2

id be worried for my future. alot. unless i was in a really really good zoo. and i mean really good.

Answer 3

I would live on the continent Pangea, and found a nation called Pandemonium.