If you were a queen/king of a country what rules would you inforce?

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Answer 1

Proper spelling would be one of the top 3.

Answer 2

If you murder someone, unless a crime of passion, that is the way you shall be dealt with.

If you rape someone a 5ft long, 10in wide pole will be pushed up you a** and then you will promptly be executed.

If you rape a child (including molestation) a 7ft long, 14in wide pole will pushed up your a** till you die.

If you steal something you must have a T (theif) branded on the back of your hand and all employers must see this before hiring you.

If you have an affair while you are married to someone your SO has the right to decide whether or not you shall live.  Your mistress/boy toy is to be disposed of any way they see fit.

All students MUST complete the grade before graduating.  If they are held back they will be evaluated to see if a mental disorder is the cause or lack of challenge, etc.

IRS will not exist.  The country will make money by producing items and selling them to foreign lands.  

Welfare would be very rare.  If you can work you will.

If you are caught trying to prepare a rebellion you will be promply arrested and transported to another country where you will be dumped.  If you try to come back you will be shot on site.

At the age of 18 everyone will receive a mental evaluation.  Those who seem to be in need of therapy will receive it.  Those who are healthy will be put in the work force at whatever they see as being a good career for them.  Evaluations will reoccur once every 5 years.

All employers will require drug tests at least once a year and whenever a new employee is hired.  There will be no exceptions.

Any woman caught trying to kill her unborn child will be charged with murder.  Any woman who does not want the child will be brought before an adoption counsel to find a suitable parent(s) for said child.  If she doesn't want her body "stretched out" she should have thought of that before spreading her legs.

If you get married all vows you take on the day of the wedding are law binding.  If you break any of those vows your spouse has every law on their side and you are basically screwed.

"Promiscuous women" will be put to work in prisons to avoid man-rape (note:  there are no murders or rapists in these prisons, they are dead)

If any child abuse is discovered the offender will be abused in the same manner 10 fold.  The child will be taken away.

If any animal abuse is discovered the animal will be taken away and the abuser will never be allowed to have another animal in their custody.

You must have a license to have children.  If you become pregnant or cause someone to become pregnant without a license you will be immediatly evaluated.  If test results are shaky a test period will be pursued for one year.  Should the parent(s) prove themselves compitent of raising a child they will be allowed to keep it.  Otherwise the child will be placed with a more competent family.

There's more but I can't think of it.  This will get thumbs down I know but this is what *I* would do if I were Queen of my own country.

Answer 3

my lifetime rule, no immigration, no one richer than me

Answer 4

Everybody must be chill or i will have to rule with an iron fist....this would hurt me more than it would hurt my subjects

Answer 5

Every person should have a new car and a new home, because they all work hard and deserve it.

Answer 6

Everyone must work 12 ours a day for seven days a week so as to increase the Kingdom's treasury, or in other words, my bank account. No school, the only word the entire Kingdom must be able to spell is my name. Everyone must start working from the age of nine. A river of honey and milk aligned with golden statues in honour of my greatness must be constructed. An arena must be built where gladiators fight to the death for my amusement.

Now that would be a bad as.s Kingdom.

Answer 7

Illegal immigration, birthright citizenship, and lower taxes on everyone.

Answer 8

I WOULD SAY:

1.HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL

2.HAVE TO (A) HAVE PARENTS(PARENT)

3.HAVE TO BE OLDER THAN 18 TO VOTE

4.HAVE TO BE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE TO DRIVE A CAR

5.CAN NOT CUSS(CRUSE)

6.ONLY CAN HAVE A JOB AFTER COLLEGE

7.NO TV DURING SCHOOL DAYS

8.NO COMPUTER DURING SCHOOL DAYS UNLESS YOU HAVE TO.

9.NO PLAYING UNLESS HOMEWORK IS DONE

10.NO TALKING DURING SNACK,SUPER,AND DINNER UNLESS EMERGENCY.

Answer 9

No humans are to eat meat or fish.

All animals are to be treated with dignity and respect.

No genetic engineering.

Doctors and pharmacies to be used only for good.

Everyone to be environmentally conscious using natural products and means to live by.

Taxes would be outlawed and people given the choice of any charity they would like to contribute to.

People would be encouraged to think for themselves again

People can volunteer to give extra finances into a funds to help ex lawyers and military personnel to tend the land and grow healthy crops for themselves and those in need.  

things like that ... just off the top of my head.

Answer 10

The ten commandments, nothing ells would be needed

Answer 11

Fat people could not wear spandex as an outer garment