If you were an Alien and you knew all about earth were would you visit?

Question

I would hit all the strip clubs. What about you?

Answer 1

I doubt that I would hit the strip clubs; but I would find a good guy and go a round or two with him and then go back into space.  I might come back down again for a visit if it worked out, but I would not stay.

Answer 2

Probably Vegas, or maybe Hollywood, nobody would even think I looked out of place