If you were an ant, how do you convince an anteater not to eat you?

Question

If you were an ant, how do you convince an anteater not to eat you?

Answer 1

I'd smash him in the snoat and poke his eyes. While he's squealing in pain, I'd take out my big axe which is in my back pocket-cuz ants have pockets- and chop him up and release all my little friends from his stomach, that is, before they're disvolved by the anteaters stomach acid. I'd say "HEY ANTEATER, STOP EATING EVERYBODY AND ESPECIALLY DON'T MESS WITH THE ANGELA!!!!" then he'd run off crying and become vegatarian. Yep, that's what I'd do.

Answer 2

Hahahahahahaha!

I wouldn't get past "Please Mr. Anteater..." before I am in his belly

Answer 3

I would say "Please, Mr. Anteater, don't eat me, my friend, kevin here is more fat and juicy!"

Answer 4

i would tell him  " hey! mr. anteater i'm as hard as a diamond, you can't eat me coz you don't have any teeth. hehehe:(^_^)

Answer 5

I'd introduce him to my Uncle cuz he is more ripe than I am.