If you were born a body part?

Question

which would it be?

Answer 1

b***s mine are huge hahahaha

Answer 2

hands. they go everywhere and can do anything :)

Answer 3

A Belly Button.......not really useful for anything, but without it, we wouldn't have been able to have life.

Answer 4

An eye-- to see all.

Answer 5

I think I would like to be a tongue because I love love love food.  To taste food and that to be my main purpose in life, would be exciting.

Oh My Gosh.  murders are just misunderstood's answer was absolutely amusing!

Answer 6

b***s cuz they are s**y i'm not g*y but I would love to have big b***s so I can flaunt them

Answer 7

The brain.  I could control every other part.

Answer 8

I would be born as a torso..... and heres why.

1) the brain controls the body.... it does all the thinking and planning. when the body damages itself the brain is always the first to blame.

" why did I do something so stupid "  too much responsibility if you are the brain.

2) the legs have to do all the hard work. gotta walk some where? guess who is carying you? the legs. gotta go to the bathroom? guess whos bringing you there? the legs. too much work if you are the legs.

3) the hands are like the party guy. he is fun, but you know hes gonna **** up and get himself hurt. how many people do you see missing a leg or 2? how many people do you see missing a finger or six? if something gets cut, or ripped off it is most likely going to be cut or ripped off the hand. if something gets stuck in the gears of a combine, or sucked into machinery, its the hand.... followed closely by the arm.

4) what does the torso do. nothing, thats what. it does stuff that just happens like breathing and circulating blood. what if someones heart fails? does the torso take the rap? no. its the faces fault for eating such delicious food all day. what if the lungs stop working? its the brains fault for being addicted to nicotene, and the hands fault for getting the nicotine. what about if the torso gets gored by a bull? its the legs fault for not being fast enough.

yep.... its torso for me all the way. just sittin back, being a torso. and if someone like an arm or a leg has a problem with my just slothing around all day doing nothing but being a torso, they can just F right off. cause really, wheres an arm gonna go without a torso?