If you were going to pay a fortune for a nude photo...?

Question

...wouldn't you want the woman to have a bit of meat on her? (even if she IS the president's wife). Surely the poor woman can afford to eat?

Answer 1

What the deuce?  I'm looking through my copy of that comprehensive volume 'A Gentleman's Collection of Beastliness' right now and I can find no mention of a fetish of daggeurotypes of naked women draped with cuts of dead animal.  

Now I personally wouldn't want to see her naked and draped with half a pig, say,  but each to their own...

Answer 2

No she looks fantastic you porkie !!!!!!!!1

Answer 3

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder !!!

Its what comes from the inside that shows the true beauty of a person

Answer 4

true, not enough curves...

Answer 5

I didn't purchase that photo for jollys old girl, but purely for the blackmailing ability's it has, expect France to be importing wine exclusively from the Rotter vineyards in the next few months. Tip top.

Answer 6

oh my word yes.......

i love your Rubenesque form.

if you remember I did pay a fortune for the negatives of us, when we caught in flagrantae in the House of Lords.

Answer 7

Definitely want some cushion for the pushing

Answer 8

looool!! very true!