If you were going to play "bodily functions poker"?

Question

what bodily function would be worth most?

Answer 1

Well there's an established order for the game "Toss Biscuit" which might be similar. In that game the emissions are ordered spit, tears, pee, poo and toss, in ascending order. (Toss = s***n, if you're not familiar with the term).

I've never had to eat the biscuit, I'm pleased to say.

Answer 2

The Toilet Flush

Answer 3

Breathing is kinda important :)

I'll call your not going to the bathroom and raise you not breathing :)

You play that a lot, Sir Richard? :)  On second thought maybe we don't want to know any more details :)

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Answer 4

The most important bodily function, or most expensive, would be life itself!

Answer 5

Going all-in with "bleeding" could be nasty...

Answer 6

"pee" not really sure how to respond