If you were in jail and you were very overweight and?

Question

couldn't reach to cut your toe nails would one of the guards do it for you

Answer 1

i dunno, but nice question Lol

Answer 2

Sorry, no idea. But loving the answers so far!

Answer 3

i wouldn't be doing any bending over in jail...  i'd just  grow my toe nails 'til they look like giant claws.

Answer 4

You'd have to have it done in the infirmary.

Answer 5

na i would make another inmate be my b*tch and chew them off for me!

Answer 6

Doubt it. They might get some kind of orderly to do it. I'm not really sure why I attempted to answer this. Sorry.

Answer 7

Yeah - right. They'd wipe your behind for you too.

Answer 8

Watch The Shawshank Redemption...they beat the fat guys to death.

Answer 9

let them grow, so if you ever need a weapon just take your shoes off. unless your so fat you cant get your shoes off

Answer 10

They'd better!