If you were king or queen of the forest, what would be your daily routine?

Question

it has to be approprite for school

Answer 1

Can it be funny or is supposed to be "real/serious"?   :)

If I Were King Of The Forest (The Lion's song from the Wizard of Oz)

If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.

My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.

I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.

With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.

As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.

And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.

And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!

Each rabbit would show respect to me.

The chipmunks genuflect to me.

Though my tail would lash, I would show compash

For every underling!

If I - If I - were King!

Just King!

Answer 2

eat everything