If you were on a cruise with a select group of the world's religious leaders.......?

Question

and the boat sank, leaving you with the only two life - jackets, whom of the following would you save (only two).

1. The Archbishop of Canterbury

2. The Dalai Lama

3. The Pope

4. Osama Bin Laden

5. Yourself.

Answer 1

If is was up to me I would wear one life jacket like a diper and the other normal style, and let the other 4 die... You can never be too safe.

Answer 2

I would throw it to all 4 of them and watch them duke it out :-)

Answer 3

I would save myself twice.

Answer 4

Why aren't there any Christian leaders on your boat?  I'm not getting in a boat w/ any of those 4 people!

Answer 5

Myself.  Osama gets belted on the head with an oar, and the remaining people can fight over the other life jacket.

Answer 6

Myself and the best looking hostess.  

Answer 7

I take a lifejacket and don't bother saving anyone, it's up to them to save themselves.  

Free will's a *****.

Answer 8

Dalai Lama, because he's actually a positive force in human spirituality.

Myself, because I'm the next prophet.

Oooh, blasphemy!

Answer 9

osama bin ladin isnt a religious figure...heck he didnt even go to "alazhar" a place were the imams"Muslims priests" must go to learn about Islam and fatwas

i would rescue myself an dalai lama...the guy is kinda cool

Answer 10

The Dalai Lama and myself.  Why?  Because I've always wanted to talk to one and I'm very selfish.

Answer 11

Whichever two I could

Answer 12

Um, myself. Naturally. Species instinct, you know.

And the Dalai Lama. He seems pretty cool and tolerant.

EDIT: To still goin - Seriously? Only 1 and 3 are Christian. Le sigh.