If you were president of ireland for one week what would you do?

Question

If you were president of ireland for one week what would you do?

Answer 1

I would get a head start on my Waterford crystal collection! After I demand world peace, of course.

Answer 2

my round of guiness for everyone

and s**g Jonathan rhys meyers

Answer 3

Lots of things but my big deal at the moment, I would ban cyclists from using the pavement !!! Really bugs me

Answer 4

1. Kiss Blarney Stone

2. Execute Michael Flatley and whole Lord of the Dance entourage.

3. Ban Drinking

4. Retire to heavily fortified Presidential compound.

Answer 5

I'd go on a "goodwill junket"

Hi Zombie Runner ; new kid on the block!!!.

Answer 6

make it leprechaun week.  everyone would be required to dress in green from head to foot and wear green pointed hats and paint their faces green.

Everyone would then get attacked by a plague of locusts that are passing the coast ...thinking they are vegetables

Catholicism would be declared a satanic religion and burnings at the stake would be reintroduced.

Happy days!

Answer 7

Declare a naked holiday for adults. You get a free day off, but only if you appear naked in public, and collect a proof token to hand in to work the next day!

Answer 8

Tell the EU that "No" means "No".  Period.

Answer 9

I'd celebrate in true Irish style.

A week later, when I sobered up, I'd no longer be in charge so it wouldn't matter.

(American of primarily German and Irish ancestry... so why don't I drink more?)

Answer 10

get rid of paramiltary organisations, by which ever means necessary!

Answer 11

Just enjoy sightseeing.  Not a lot could be changed in just one week.

Answer 12

Legalise abortion.

Answer 13

commit suicide after wiping out the ginger race

Answer 14

star in Dizzee Rascal's video .. do some Irish Rap bit perhaps ...

Answer 15

Well for starters i would go to the shops and buy a nice suit, shirt and shoes to wear. As the President would have to look the part.  I would then write a letter to my friends and family inviting them to stay in my big goverment house for the week whilst we used my VIP status to get into the Top hotels, restaurants, Clubs and Pubs and get lots of free things.  I would also use the government budget to travel a bit around, may be say New York for a day or 2, and then meet some famous people and have a chat about stuff.  I would then fly back to Ireland and go to that nice little Pub in Dublin i used to go to back in the eighties with my then girlfriend Sandra.  With the few days left I would probably use my status and government money for more 'expenses' like dinners, fine wine etc.  On my last day i would arrange some kind of party to celebrate my time as President, using government, public funds to have a real extravegant wonderful time.  

Oh and id do some political stuff too maybe.

Answer 16

world peace!

Answer 17

Attack and recapture Ulster. (only kidding, lol)

Answer 18

i would tell my husband to stop playing golf with terrorists in the north

Answer 19

A jig

Answer 20

I would do what the english have been stopping us from doing all this time........take over the world....

Answer 21

Get rid of the Euro & enjoy all that free guinness.