If you were to awaken to a very strong of fish.........?

Question

What would be the first thought that would be in your head?

Answer 1

The wife has not showered?

Answer 2

lol,that I had eaten sardines or SOMETHING the night before

Answer 3

Very strong 'smell' of fish you mean?

I guess it depends on how serious your question is?!

I'd be looking for a trawler in my house, otherwise, I'd be concerned about personal hygiene. Certain bacteria can give off a fishy smell, especially in hot sticky weather. A good antiseptic disinfectant added to the bath water is a good idea.

Also, certain urinary infections can produce the same smell for the same reasons.

Answer 4

I'd think that my barsteward of an ex hubbie had gotten into me flat and sewn prawns or something into the hem of  me curtains!!

Answer 5

If I woke up and there was a strong fish in front of me I'd wrestle him to the ground, pull off his fins so he couldn't hit me with the baseball bat he had, then I gouge out his eyes, kill him and have him with some chips (french fries).  Some tomato ketchup, vinegar and onion rings along with a diet coke would set me up for the day nicely.

Answer 6

That I should probably shut my legs.

Bahahahaha.

Answer 7

i would think the wife was close by.

Answer 8

wife didnt shower

Answer 9

i would grab a shotgun and shoot the h**l out of that very strong of fish

Answer 10

need a new douche bag??

Answer 11

ha ha ha my neighbours across the hall are forever cooking and steaming fish. So my instant though would be my neighbours are cooking up yet more fish.

Answer 12

i'd  think that i must have been VERY drunk last night...

Answer 13

What is a very strong what of fish? Taste? Smell? Scaly feeling? Your question is quite confusing. But it seems that is your intent...

Answer 14

i'm still dreaming! we don't eat much fish!

Answer 15

I wish Vanessa Feltz wasn't sat on my face.

Answer 16

Well...lately in my area, there has been a lot of flooding, and people have actually had fish swim up to their houses. If I awoke to a strong smell of fish, I would assume that the water had receded, and the fish left behind were rotting in the sun.

Answer 17

Blech, the fishmonger's wife hadn't showered and I had too much drink the night before to notice.

Answer 18

What? I were to wake up to a very strong of fish, what the h**l does that mean????????????????????????????????????...

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Answer 19

i have 4 aquariums in my room

i would think one of my fish died

Answer 20

I like fish tacos.

Answer 21

yuk yuk yukky!!!