If you were to develop a marriage contract, what would it say?

Question

If you were to develop a marriage contract, what would it say?

Answer 1

s*x - No more than 1 time a month... date and signature required!

Answer 2

plz help me I have to keep my husband attracted on me:

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Answer 3

I would have to say this:

"We solemnly agree to true mutual love to last for at least the remainder of our natural lives; and, in addition, we hereby contract to shower together at least on occasion."

Answer 4

s*x every other day.

Answer 5

I understand that happiness is a behavior and not a feeling.  I will behave happy.  

I will respect, admire and love my spouse.  

I will be nice.  

I will stay financially responsible to my family.

I will hold my family above my job.  

I will respect my in-laws.

I will raise my children to be responsible adults.

Answer 6

I say no contract!  No paying when the relationship is over, when it's done, its done!

Answer 7

One has already been developed...  Why re-invent the wheel...

If you want a pre-nup - see a lawyer.

If you want a nup - see a priest.

Answer 8

That's called a pre-nup and you write it to say, what ever you want. It's different for each person.

For me the pre-nup would take a lifetime just to read, so I'm happy to be single and leave all the worries to everyone else. Lol