If you were to write an essay entitled "What I did on my LGBT summer vacation.", what would you write about?

Question

If you were to write an essay entitled "What I did on my LGBT summer vacation.", what would you write about?

Answer 1

I would write about stupidly ruining a relationship, about feeling miserable for having to go back to school at my age, and about sitting in the hallway, covering my ears, waiting for my friend and his super loud, new boyfriend to finish having s*x.

Answer 2

I did lots of fabulous things and met lots of cute, fashionable people, and spent lots of money on GORGEOUS items, and partied away to the wee hours of the morning, and drank lots of designer label water, and had a tremendous life!!  - of course, that would be my lgbt fall semester, and my lgbt winter life, and my lgbt spring vacation... etc etc.

Answer 3

i would probably write about all of my experiences at the many different g*y pride parades i went to this past summer

Answer 4

I don't write p**n!

Answer 5

I'll give you the closing lines

"It turned colder, that's where it ends.  So I told him, we'd still be friends.  Then we made, our true love vow.  Wonder what, he's doing now?"