If you were traveling upstream in a canoe backwards, how many ice cream cones would it take to build a house?

Question

If you were traveling upstream in a canoe backwards, how many ice cream cones would it take to build a house?

Answer 1

Because the higher it flies, the fewer.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

The answer is highly dependent on the number and type of wombats involved.  Chocolate wombats (see link below) require a lot of eye drops to maintain homeostasis, whereas velociraptor wombats are a facultative species (i.e. they use waffle cones as an electron acceptor).  So, be sure to thoroughly evaluate the number and type of wombats involved before attempting something like this.

If that doesn't help, see the following equation for a purely empirical solution:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rydberg_for...

Plus...how else would you row a canoe other than backwards?

Answer 4

42