If you were walking through the forest and you saw a tiger, what would you do?

Question

If you were walking through the forest and you saw a tiger, what would you do?

Answer 1

Hide behind a tree. Hope you're not detected or that he's smelled your scent, or that he/she's not hungry. (If you climb the tree and it hears/senses you -- it'll just wait you out.) If you run and twig snaps, it can out-run you. You can't over-power a tiger and no matter if you're Mr. Universe... the power of a running tiger/force and jaws are too much for most anything on Earth.

While you're standing there, saying silent prayers in your head -- and you WILL find God, in that instance -- it might be advisable to look around for something/anything to use a weapon. It might be futile, but a tiger has fangs, claws, powerful arms/jaws.. and all we are, are meat without any means of defending ourselves, without weapons or large numbers. If you think you're going to punch its eyes, our gouge them - you'd be long dead and digested. So, the answer is:

1) HIDE,

2) Wait to see if you can RUN, and

3) Run the other way and hope there's no more tigers in that direction, either.. and

4) beat the c**p out of your Travel Agent, if and when you get home.

Answer 2

roar and leap

Answer 3

A forest doesn't have tigers...Jungles do.

Answer 4

awww i would go up to it and give it a BIG cuddle and bring it home with me.. xoxoxo

Answer 5

Say "Hello", and offer it some Cat Chow

Answer 6

Climb the nearest tree and wait until it got bored and left.

Answer 7

here kitty kitty kitty!

Answer 8

I would throw a rock In a different direction to distract it and then I would slowly sneak away while it was distracted.

Answer 9

erm...... run as fast as I could in the opposite direction, or climb up a high tree, I dunno  

Answer 10

raise my hands, and yell in my most scariest voice, "I look bigger now, so leave", if that didnt work, then I would probably run

Answer 11

Smoke a blunt with it.

Answer 12

I'd either keep walking, or if it hadn't seen me turn around and go back the way i came. Either way I'd hope it wasn't hungry!

Answer 13

probably freez

Answer 14

walk the other way

Answer 15

Call up Terry Irwin.

Answer 16

your supposed to look it straight in the eye, most likely it wont attack you

Answer 17

run away with honeydip

Answer 18

Nothing... tigers don't live in forest, they live in jungles!!!!

Answer 19

try to stay carm and not scream