If you woke up in the middle of the night and a little?

Question

green man was sat at the end of your bed smoking a ciggarette and staring at you, what would you say to him?

Answer 1

your my new friend and your called semus!

Answer 2

Have you brought me a snack......?!

Answer 3

Your probably drunk so...have another beer

Answer 4

Put that ******* f*g out.

Answer 5

get the F*ck out of my room.

Answer 6

id prolly freak out so badly. i run screaming to my front door so i can get in my car and drive away. im petrefied of lepurchans.

Answer 7

i would say "hello, may i ask why are you sat down there, smoking in my room?"

Answer 8

OMG! this is like a dream I had as a kid, I woke up and saw a little green man sitting on my pillow and he said Hello, I said ahhhhh! and couldn't go back to sleep for hours.

Answer 9

get back into bed and ask for a drag of his cig

Answer 10

I'd say " Your dream or mine?" and go back to sleep.

Answer 11

Stare back at him and have a little contest

Answer 12

lewis sorry i mean louise d, i told ya its over I'm with ya mate now. its nothing to do with ya s*x op.

Answer 13

I'd buttf*ck him till his ears bled

and then i'd nick his smokes

that'll teach him to wake me up!!!!!

Answer 14

I wouldn't say anything I'd just think I was imagining it and go back to sleep!

Answer 15

Micheal Jackson!!

Answer 16

Get lost

Answer 17

So how are the other leprechauns doing? How many wishes do I have and finally? Do you have any beer?

Then he would probably reply, are you fu**in tripping, I aint real!!

Answer 18

ffs another one! cumon then pull ure pants down!

Answer 19

is green the only colour you can be?

Answer 20

I would say :Give us a cig then and use the blinking ash tray'.

Answer 21

You looking at me or chewing a brick

Answer 22

Have s*x with him, duhz0rz!

Answer 23

I wouldn't have said anything. I would have run out my house yealling and screaming  Nnked cause I don't sleep with clothes on now that is a scary thought.

Answer 24

"Would you please smoke in the garden?"

Answer 25

I'd say nothing, i'd get up...put the Ipod station on and we'd have a good old dance!

<3

Answer 26

i'd say " I don't have your lucky charms"

Answer 27

tell me a story

Answer 28

I'd say get the **** out of my bed and take that cig with you, I don't smoke and no one in my house smokes, so that would shock me more than the actual thing in the house.