If you woke up with super human reflexives and super human strengths, What would you do?

Question

If you woke up with super human reflexives and super human strengths, What would you do?

Answer 1

I would use heat vision to burn my ex boyfriend's d**k and balls off.  

Answer 2

i would have the power 2 p**p and fly at the same time and i would be birdman

Answer 3

find a really large, desolate area and test out all my new abilities to see how things work out then maybe pick a fight with that guy you really hate just for kicks then tell my best friend that way i have sort of a "sidekick" and lastly i would find some chick with superpowers like me so we can have super babys!!! ok forget that last part  

Answer 4

First: Shower

2: Come up with a good way to hide my power while i dont need to use it

3: Get rich

4: Learn jujitsu

5: Climb Mt. Everest

6: Bust terrorism

7: go back to bed

Answer 5

prank my friends and enemies but mostly scare the crud outta my enemies. then I'd do absolutely nothing because I'm lazy.  

Answer 6

dress up like catwoman and go rob a bank

Answer 7

slash tires with my teeth, throw my neighbors car on his other car, and go take batting practice in a shooting gallery

Answer 8

run around like the incredible Hulk and smash stuff for fun!

Answer 9

First and foremost, test the limits of my abilities. Second, find a way to make myself Bruce Wayne rich, so that I would never have to worry about finances or my family and loved ones being taken care of. Then thirdly, fight crime both locally and globally, if possible without being detected or gaining suspicion.

Answer 10

I would open that jar of spaghetti sauce that has been sitting in the cupboard and finally make myself that bowl of spaghetti that I have been wanting for so long.

Answer 11

I'd be very careful when I squeezed my toothpaste before brushing my teeth.  

Answer 12

maybe fly over to a top nfl team and apply. or set up a gillion dollar prize fight. money, money, and mo money.f