If your babysitter gave you an Ultimatum, either Her or Your Wife, what can you Do?

Question

Our babysitter, Megan and I got in a Huge fight the other day. She threatened that she would shoot me if I ever fired her wrongly for babysitting. The situation is becoming more and more severe as my wife Juanita is starting to suspect something. I can't tell her about the gun or she would get the cops involved and the cops would find paraphernalia in our home. Our big, black son is also attached to Megan from an emotional standpoint. We live in the woodlands and he feels much safer with her around; I guess he was impressed with her shooting abilities when they went hunting together. But I'm stuck in a HUGE mess. Megan and Juanita get along "good" but I can feel the tension in the air at dinner etc. Do you think our babysitter has taken control of me?

-When Megan drinks, she's even Worse! She'll go out in the woods and come back pissed and then talk with Jackson - I overheard them talking about "Size." I approached Megan to ask "size of what", darling? She pointed the freaking gun at me and said "You know your option is me or the doorway." Jackson started laughing at me and all he could say was "Dad, you got pwned..." I broke down crying so Megan gave me a hug. It's like she's taken over our household. I know I should be able to defend my own family but Meg will bring over her high school friends and Jackson Really Really Really likes them. He even talked about their skirts and wished that they were shorter.. Can we save our marriage? My wife totally ignores me and plays Led Zeppelin albums backwards.

Suggestions??

Thank You

Answer 1

you have too much time on your hands...what the h**l are you talking about? sounds like a relly bad movie.

Answer 2

You should look into polygamy.  

Answer 3

Dude seriously. People come here because they actually need help. This did make me laugh though.  

Answer 4

wow you've got problems.

also, considering your avatar is white and your wife has a hispanic name, you might want to ask a few questions about your black son. just a thought

Answer 5

wow is this a joke i mean come on your a man and you cant even control your own household  

Answer 6

Run away from them leave them! come and live with me! i love your crazy sense of humor! =) Im almost done with my behavioral science major. Im going to be a pshycho therapist and you can be my guinne pig. You need to live with someone that can help you. I swear im not that crazy I take drugs once in a while and i am a d********x. sometimes i get moody and get violent ok im a little crazy but im cute . Im sure you can handle that better than all those crazy people that are your family. Wink

Answer 7

The hand that rocks the cradle is a hand that rules the world.

Answer 8

lol! record her saying this to you and go to the police.....

Answer 9

Looks like you need to get yourself a mistress.

Answer 10

WTF??!!!   You need to give Jerry Springer a call

Answer 11

First, I'm way confused --- sounds like you have been with your "babysitter" but there was only talks about an older child in the house --- does she live with you? your wife should be the one you are scared of,

It's called a restraining order and your older son will get over her on being there I'm sure he can find his own friends to come over to the house

You need to be focused on your marriage, the fact that you have drugs in your house (with a small child?) and a gun being available to anyone at anytime - sounds like the "babysitter" is more of a "s*x toy" for you and she sounds REALLY young - you need to get some balls, grow up and make a choice you are hurting your family and the girl is obviously very toxic to an already toxic environment

Answer 12

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROFL!!

Answer 13

WHAT?????

Answer 14

Omg, I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for the points, troll.

Answer 15

this story is made up