If your dog eats your ruler????

Question

If your dog eats your ruler is it more likely to be accurate or precise??? Please explain.

Answer 1

If a dog devours your rule, you should consult your constitution to determine the successor. Contact him/her as soon as possible.

Given the unimaginable horror of the death of your country's leader, at least one National day of mourning is in order....

wait a sec... This isn't a civics question is it?

Answer 2

My dog ate my calculator now he's out trying to multiply.