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If your religion were a kitchen utensil, which one would it be?

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  1. Since I don't have a religion, I suppose I'd be a dishwasher.

    Edit: Is the below poster kinky, or is it just my imagination?


  2. The magic bullet.

    http://www.buythebullet.com/index.php?go...

  3. The one that's missing.

    (((Yogini)))

  4. The sponge - it has to soak up the messes made by the other utensils

  5. The colander, because it's got a lot of holes in it, but you can still use it to drain spaghetti.

  6. Spork.

  7. Mixing bowl.

    Buddhist:)

    HEY!  (((Gandalf)))

  8. Spatula it gets you out of a lot of scrapes- thanks for a fun question and a good smile or two.

  9. The one every cooking channel says you absolutely need and yet I never have a use for it so i never purchased.



  10. Mr Coffee!

    Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

  11. A wooden spoon.  It just stirs up trouble.

  12. frying pan-theist

  13. Some sort of collander/strainer - a must in any cook's kitchen!

  14. A blender.

  15. spoon...one way or another is the most useful  

  16. nutcracker

  17. A cake decorator with lots of attachments -- beautiful and fun, as well as practical.

    (I love fun questions like this!)

  18. The mini crockpot.

    Its completely useless, but you just can't make yourself throw it out.

  19. Grater.

  20. Well, in my religion we actually do use "utensils" for "things".

    So a knife or a three pronged fork.

  21. your MOM!

  22. The corkscrew.

    For obvious reasons. ;)

  23. The tea kettle. Noisy when hot.

  24. A blender. I am a Baha'i. A blender makes things become unified and with generally good results.

    Time for world peace? Time for the Baha'i Faith.

    Bahá'ís the world over come from all religions backgrounds: Buddhist, Christian, Hindu, Jain, Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Zoroastrian, animist, and non-religious. Yet they study a common set of sacred writings, observe a unifying code of religious laws, and look to a single international

    administrative system for continuing guidance.

    (Baha'i International Community, 1992, Magazine - The Baha'is)


  25. next question please?

  26. Satanic - Knife

    Christian - Spoon (simple)

    Atheist - Spatula

  27. Well I don't have a religion, but my beliefs are like a blender. Toss in a bit of this, a little of that, give it a whirl and hope everything turns out smoothly without any lumps.

  28. A knife, because it cuts out the fat, with an edge as sharp as logic.

  29. A spaghetti strainer

  30. the burnt and completely useless frying pan that i threw out years ago.

  31. The utensil I need to do any particular job.
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