If your underwear could speak, what would it say to you?

Question

If your underwear could speak, what would it say to you?

Answer 1

I AM TIRED OF THIS HIDE AND SEEK GAME AT DAY AND NIGHT DEAR..

Answer 2

It would say: "Why do you so often push me from the inside? Do you think I can stretch endlessly?"

Answer 3

I am not best thing in the world!  But I am next to best thing!!!.

(My underwear has a British accent by the way.)

Answer 4

yes my underwear is speak with me in last night that say no temptation control... control....you silly

Answer 5

i am sick of hiding it..

Answer 6

yak

Answer 7

My would ask why my d ick is so small.

Answer 8

WOW  how good is this  

Answer 9

I need a change of scenery

Answer 10

i cant believe i'm stuck with this 4 the rest of my life....!!!

Answer 11

r u kidding

Answer 12

will you stop smelling all time

Answer 13

OMG, what a dirty girl!!!!!!!

Answer 14

Man, i hate this job :P

If i was underwear im pretty sure thats what id say :P

xx

Answer 15

Try to f**t less.

Answer 16

u don't want to kno...